If my uncle, who taught me woodworking, saw me do this he’d first unplug the saw, then SLAP me upside the head.
Deep-Thought4242
He’s fast, so he must not be completely new. He has all 10 fingers, so he’s still kind of new.
jabbadarth
Ignoring the stupidity and danger of this can we talk about how much plastic he injected into that meat on the first pass?
Idiot didn’t even unwrap the chicken ge just cut into the plastic which is now melted and embedded in the chicken.
2ndmost
I hated every single second of this thank you for sharing have a good night
SavannahRamaDingDong
Nope
combii-lee
I had boneless wings yesterday, and it was so square when the breading came off. This makes so much sense.
Enough_Ad_9338
That’s a nope from me, boss
SignificantCarry1647
Mandolins are just way too safe…
Remarkable-Ruin-6287
This video reminded me that I have anxiety
Vishnuisgod
You have no idea if its boneless. That band saw would cut through frozen bones, like….it wasn’t there.
blazing_future
How I’m starting to act when working with knives when I see all my accumulated sick time that got carried over for years
AggravatingPermit910
I’ll just get my flesh real close to this flesh destroying machine and see what happens…
constantlyawesome
r/sweatypalms
Disastrous_Square_10
SLOW DOWN DUDE
Achilles720
This guy seems too skilled to be this stupid. He probably did it just this once to make a viral video.
throw_blanket04
I would lose a finger in like the first few minutes.
ArtLover357
r/maybemaybemaybe
Necessary_Main_9654
I didn’t know a kitchen version for this woodworking tool existed
I refuse to believe this is actually used like this and it’s not just done for the shock value
(Unless it’s a butcher, then I understand why)
Devil-Nest
Jesus Christ. And I thought table saws and radial arm saws were scary……fuck this death machine
Scarecrow89
Holy hungover nightmare
JunketPuzzleheaded42
Watch shaming
Naptime23_7
yall are cowards. i, for one, would like to embrace this new salad-prepper overlord
LeoAvatar22
Jeezuz! OSHA would like a word…
I don’t ever want to hear any of you pussies whining about the mandolin again lol.
enoui
Tomorrow’s special: “Chicken Fingers”
orel2064
mmm plastic
prisonerofshmazcaban
This makes me want to throw up
imperialmoose
When the mandolin is too safe for you…
NoWipeyTribe
Sorry but there’s not a kitchen anywhere that I would risk losing my fingers over. Fuk that.
NounAdjectiveXXXX
Butchers are in here like
FlatOutUseless
Digital security is not a joke. Also my fingers started bleeding.
MeanAnalyst2569
My dad used to cut his fingers all the time on saws like this. He is also a butcher.
FirstAccGotStolen
This needs a NSFW label
Neat-Possible1405
I was wondering how those precooked bags of grilled chicken strips were so shitty. This explains it.
Cardboard_Chef
Not wearing gloves smh
the_boss_sauce
Look how dirty the top of the saw is…….wtf
itchybutwhole420
Mmmm, plastic in my meats!
bocboc11
Had to do this for banquet at a hotel with a 20 lb block of frozen chicken. The scariest part was that my fingers would go so numb that I didn’t know if I would cut my fingers off cause I couldn’t feel what was my hand, and what was chicken.
dandanpizzaman84
I had a butchers apprenticeship as a teenager along with a couple of close friends from high school.
One day, the 3 of us were in the cutting room with our head butcher quartering chickens with a bandsaw. Bullshitting as normal and going through stock as fast as possible. Our buddy Toby cut the top half of his thumb off while quartering chicken. And immediately said “that’s pretty gnarly dude” and *proceeds to take a picture of it*. We immediately told him to shut up and get in the car to get to the hospital.
He’s lost most of his thumb. Which didn’t really bother him overall surprisingly. But when he couldn’t roll a joint anymore, he got all depressed on us.
Christmas that year, we got him a hand roller that didn’t need 2 hands. He still works with the company to this day.
thatredheadedchef321
Well… it’s efficient, I’ll say that. Terrifying AF, but very efficient
Humicrobe
That extra seasoning at the top of the blade, dusted onto the nuggets is the secret forbidden spice…
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There’s so much potential for digital separation.
I lost three fingers just watching this video.
What an awful idea
Impressive.
If my uncle, who taught me woodworking, saw me do this he’d first unplug the saw, then SLAP me upside the head.
He’s fast, so he must not be completely new. He has all 10 fingers, so he’s still kind of new.
Ignoring the stupidity and danger of this can we talk about how much plastic he injected into that meat on the first pass?
Idiot didn’t even unwrap the chicken ge just cut into the plastic which is now melted and embedded in the chicken.
I hated every single second of this thank you for sharing have a good night
Nope
I had boneless wings yesterday, and it was so square when the breading came off. This makes so much sense.
That’s a nope from me, boss
Mandolins are just way too safe…
This video reminded me that I have anxiety
You have no idea if its boneless. That band saw would cut through frozen bones, like….it wasn’t there.
How I’m starting to act when working with knives when I see all my accumulated sick time that got carried over for years
I’ll just get my flesh real close to this flesh destroying machine and see what happens…
r/sweatypalms
SLOW DOWN DUDE
This guy seems too skilled to be this stupid. He probably did it just this once to make a viral video.
I would lose a finger in like the first few minutes.
r/maybemaybemaybe
I didn’t know a kitchen version for this woodworking tool existed
I refuse to believe this is actually used like this and it’s not just done for the shock value
(Unless it’s a butcher, then I understand why)
Jesus Christ. And I thought table saws and radial arm saws were scary……fuck this death machine
Holy hungover nightmare
Watch shaming
yall are cowards. i, for one, would like to embrace this new salad-prepper overlord
Jeezuz! OSHA would like a word…
I don’t ever want to hear any of you pussies whining about the mandolin again lol.
Tomorrow’s special: “Chicken Fingers”
mmm plastic
This makes me want to throw up
When the mandolin is too safe for you…
Sorry but there’s not a kitchen anywhere that I would risk losing my fingers over. Fuk that.
Butchers are in here like
Digital security is not a joke. Also my fingers started bleeding.
My dad used to cut his fingers all the time on saws like this.
He is also a butcher.
This needs a NSFW label
I was wondering how those precooked bags of grilled chicken strips were so shitty. This explains it.
Not wearing gloves smh
Look how dirty the top of the saw is…….wtf
Mmmm, plastic in my meats!
Had to do this for banquet at a hotel with a 20 lb block of frozen chicken. The scariest part was that my fingers would go so numb that I didn’t know if I would cut my fingers off cause I couldn’t feel what was my hand, and what was chicken.
I had a butchers apprenticeship as a teenager along with a couple of close friends from high school.
One day, the 3 of us were in the cutting room with our head butcher quartering chickens with a bandsaw. Bullshitting as normal and going through stock as fast as possible.
Our buddy Toby cut the top half of his thumb off while quartering chicken. And immediately said “that’s pretty gnarly dude” and *proceeds to take a picture of it*.
We immediately told him to shut up and get in the car to get to the hospital.
He’s lost most of his thumb. Which didn’t really bother him overall surprisingly. But when he couldn’t roll a joint anymore, he got all depressed on us.
Christmas that year, we got him a hand roller that didn’t need 2 hands. He still works with the company to this day.
Well… it’s efficient, I’ll say that. Terrifying AF, but very efficient
That extra seasoning at the top of the blade, dusted onto the nuggets is the secret forbidden spice…